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Find showtimes, watch trailers, browse photos, track your Watchlist and rate your favorite movies and TV shows on your phone or tablet! Our Favorite Trailers of the Week. I love Zombies Photos Add Image. Edit Cast Credited cast: Milda Urbsyte Hacker Mistico Dog Fivos Rest of cast listed alphabetically: Zombie Penguin Luckily for all involved, humorously good things also happen, which is why there is a whole chapter dedicated to things that penguins really like, such as hanging with Bigfoot similar to a Yeti, but less murderous and Lepidopterology in a rare moment of non-laziness, I actually looked up and used a fancy word.
And because my editor is super smart, this book, though not necessarily a kids book, has been sculpted to be kid-friendly, because why should adults have all the penguin-related fun? Thanks to my main man Steve Mockus, your child will not be tempted to set a snowman on fire, encourage a turtle to kill someone with a hatchet, nor become a mutant and use a penguin as a hand puppet.
Unless they read this artist's statement, of course. And when I say "wrote," I mean that I avoided using any actual sentences and stretched 80 individual words into a 64 page book. Perhaps it is also worth mentioning that my editor thought of four of those words. So, let's do the math: Between and , I wrote 76 words. The chances of my winning a Pulitzer Prize this year are fairly slim. On the bright side, I also painted 56 watercolor illustrations to accompany the text, and since a picture is worth, like, six BILLION words, you are probably now regretting the fact that you inwardly mocked my intellectual capacity while reading the preceding paragraph.
By now you are surely asking, "Greg Stones, how do you know so much about zombies? How do you know what they hate? And why do you smell of urine?
First of all, leave my bed-wetting out of this. Not gross, rotting ghouls like you see these days, but classy zombies who understand the importance of a good suit and tie. Getting back to my incredibly enthralling artistic evolution: first I painted lone zombies wandering through pretty landscapes, then I unleashed the walking dead on a series of unsuspecting penguins, and finally I turned the ghouls against the entire world in a series of pieces entitled "Zombies Hate Eventually it occurred to me to organize all these random zombie hatreds into a book.
Yes, obviously. If you know that zombies hate clowns, you will not become a clown, with the added bonus that there will be one less clown in the world. Should this book become a huge success, how soon will you begin to display diva-like behavior? Watch list is full. Zero customs charges. No additional import charges at delivery! This item will be posted through the Global Shipping Program and includes international tracking. Learn more - opens in a new window or tab.
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